some drinks that will give women a trick pelvis and make men do whatever you say... from the mixing laboratory of Jonny Manhattan:

THE TORTURED ARTIST

2oz. gin

1 oz. Picon(like Campari)

1/4 oz. lime juice

dash grenadine

ANNE MARIE'S GONDOLA

2oz. vodka

1/2 oz. Rose's lime

1/4 oz. Maraschino liquer

1/4 oz. Cointreau

1/4 oz. Picon

LAKER'S LOSS

2 oz. gin

3/4 oz. white creme de menthe

1/2 oz. Picon(opt.)

splash grenadine

splash lemon juice

JONNY MANHATTAN'S MANHATTAN

(I put the MAN in Manhattan, toots)

3oz. Maker's mark bourbon

1/4 oz. sweet vermouth

4 shots Angostura bitters

2 shots Peychaud's bitters (opt.)

TOBY'S TRAUMA

2 oz. gin

1/2 oz. Benedictine

1/2 oz. Picon dash Grenadine

THE FLYING SQuIRREL

2 1/2 oz. gin

4 shots Peychaud's bitters (1/3 Oz. or so)

4 shots Angostura bitters

3 shots Chambord

all the above shaken with ice, poured into a frosted cocktail glass, maraschino cherry suggested. These drinks are like breasts,(or testicles): one's not enough and three's too many. Best of luck!